potato thumping

Anal insertion of crystal meth said to increase sexual pleasure of anal sex.

Before taking it up the butt I decided to go potato thumping in order to distract myself from his small weiner.

by ThumpMasterT January 5, 2009

turtle thump

unsatisfying coitus with an extremely small penis... so small, in fact, it is sucked up into the man's body like the head of a turtle, nearly making intercourse completely impossible altogether.

Brian: "It's just sad when you please a women and they go crazy. She was begging for another donkey punch."

Kelly: "...more like a turtle thump"

by havwingswillfy April 8, 2010

Dick Thumping

Overly bothersome while another tries to accomplish something.

Back off me son, stop dick thumping, I'm trying to ask the question, but you're all up on me

by Pa-ool August 23, 2016

thump thang

the code word for guns originated in the hood. means business

"Ay blood if you keep gettin at me imma handle sum business"
"You ain't about shit."
pulls out the thump thang

by thee Maxine November 7, 2007

thump and pump

When you have a quickie in the back seat while filling up with gas

"Dude, my date last night paid for gas and we did a thump and pump."

by Unicorn Snuggie October 18, 2013

Bible-Thumping

A fundamentalist christian.

See also:
Bush Jesus Freak

My bible-thumping neighbors go to church every day and say "jesus" twice every 10 seconds

by Young Trubz September 6, 2005

Thump Day

Wednesday is hump day. Thursday is hump day ^ Tth power. We bring the noise on Thump Day.

AKA party it up, get stupid, get your drink on. Thursday is the beginning on the weekend.

We're gonna party it up with a 4 day weekend starting on Thump Day.

by Baby H Baby H October 1, 2009