throttle the vicar

To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.

“Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”

“Did she catch you in the act.”

“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”

“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”

by rostropr0nbitch December 18, 2018

Double Throttle

When you have a dick in each hand and in your face. All while twisting the dick like a throttle.

Jordan was doing a double throttle and jumped up from his seated position and broke his iphone.

by Kingjaba November 3, 2016

Car throttle

A sick car youtuber who does loads of mods

Let’s go watch car throttle

by Me lil j December 14, 2018

blood throttling

A scream you hear from within the walls whilst babysitting a creepy child late at night. A not-so-common misuse of "blood curdling."

See: Gnar

"Then after he went to sleep, it sounded like it was in the, like, in the walls, and it was the most...most...blood...blood throttling scream. Ever. It was hella gnar."

by GnarestMFerAlive February 25, 2009

throttle

The act of cuasing injury to a victim or otherwise cuasing harm. Normally done with blunt objects or with bare hands. Throttling is a common act among gangsters. See also Pwn and smash

"You get any closer to my computer and I'm going to throttle you!"

by Kazyan July 13, 2006

throttle

When a cell phone company causes your phone to receive data at an incredibly slow speed as a means of forcing you to use less bandwidth and data. It is reported that AT&T and Verizon are among the companies that engage in this practice.

"AT&T just throttled his phone 'cause he's using too much bandwidth."

by technorobert May 12, 2012

open throttle fart

Letting one rip with abandon and without care for the safety and well-being of those near you.

Jimmy let an open throttle fart out while he was next to me at the urinal, it's poor bathroom etiquette.

by chortik October 4, 2011