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Theistic Satanism

Theistic Satanism is the most popular and common form of Satanism. This type of Satanism is not what is portrayed like in today's world. These Satanists(as well as all other variants of Satanism) are not evil, don't kill or commit any crimes. Satanists work their entire lives on being more spiritual and more in-tune with the earth. Theistic Satanist know that Satan (sometimes referred to as Enki as well as a few other names) and the Gods/Demons to be real beings. Through rituals and meditation, Theistic Satanists work to awaken energy in their body called the Kudalini Spirit, once this has awoken, the individual has reached godhead and will become a Demon/God after death. This practice takes a long time to achieve, taking more than one life, which means one most go through many lives to achieve godhead.
I am dedicated Theistic Satanist, and proud.

Theistic Satanism is a wonderful lifestyle full of self fulfillment.
by AnarchyStocking July 16, 2011
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Thems the rules

The rules are made by thems and not by us fellows who have to follow them. There is no say in thems the rules so you just have to live with it. Thems the rules are mandatory and have to be followed no mater what. Although thems the rules may not be what you want thems the rules to be you must be follow thems. Always remember thems the rules are not made by our peers but by thems.
Sorry but thems the rules and that's final. Thems the rules have to be followed sorry.
by Indians Slayer July 30, 2020
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Thesauron

A thesauron is a person who uses large and complex words in an attempt to;

A. Illustrate an iconoclastic point to seem more sophisticated.

B. Make themselves feel superior to people who do not understand the concept of the sentence they used

However, the defining aspect of a thesauron is their constant miss-spelling of each sesquipedalian word they use. Also, they will use words completely out of context and grammatically irrelevant.

Long name; Thesaurus Moron.
nahira741: Dude, I am not impressed, really you are such a thesauron.

Pseudonym69: That statment is absoltly false, everything I say is from my personal verneckcular. Aside from that, that was not at all germain to the coversation at hand.

nahira741: You know you are totally right, every thing you say makes perfect sense.

Pseudonym69: Wow, don't be so disengenuos, it is not that Abstroose, that you are an indoobitable a ignoreamuss.

nahira741: Dude, put down the books and pick up a spell checker.

>Signed off<
by sesquipedalianistic March 11, 2010
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Theising

The act of awkwardly walking up on a private conversation between others and listening in and eventually joining
ERIC STOP THEISING!!!
by jswish23 May 19, 2018
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Thems the bones

A bastardization of the phrase thems the breaks, a phrase meaning "it is what it is".

The phrase is likely inspired by the phrase "roll the bones", meaning to roll dice or generally to gamble, referring to "that's just how the dice land".
"Dang, I dropped my car keys down a sewer grate."
"Well, thems the bones."
by ThisisJacksonMissi March 28, 2022
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Theosexual

Person A: Oh look at her goin' to church every sunday. she must have a crush on god.
Person B: Yup. She is TOTALLY theosexual.
by godishot October 11, 2011
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theisy

A smart, funny and beautiful girl, loves adventures, and usually gets her name mistaken for Stacey often
Wow have you seen that girl theisy she's so amazing
by Sjdjdjdid April 18, 2017
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