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theranos

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Theranos was an American privately held corporation (2003-2018) which was touted as a breakthrough health technology company, with claims of having devised blood tests that required only very small amounts of blood and could be performed very rapidly using small automated devices the company had developed. A fantastic lesson in overselling, founder Elizabeth Holmes was brought to court facing 12 fraud charges over her role at the now-defunct blood-testing firm which was once worth $9bn. She is accused of deceiving investors and patients by claiming Theranos could detect common illnesses using just a few drops of blood from a finger prick.
"Did you hear Magic Leap received another $500 million in funding?"
"Sounds theranos to me. I don't know many companies utilizing them."
"I agree, it feels theranos."
by Lisa K Padilla October 14, 2021
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thesan

“hey thesan thanks for last night your long schlong made it hard to walk around”
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Theran

They are courageous, independent, and loyal. They like to have their own space from time to time, but don't mind stepping out to party every now and then. They are super sweet and nice and make a great friend and a great partner. They are outdoorsy and ambitious and very handsome.
Theran is a super sweet and fun guy to be around.
by ray20 June 20, 2022
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Therianphobia

Therianphobia is the dislike and hatred of therianthropes, these people invalidate the experiences of therianthropes. Can also be used as therianphobic and\or therianphobe.
Person A: All therians are delusional!
Person B: We get it, man, you've get therianphobia!
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Therian

A therian is someone who identifies as a specific non-human animal. psychologically, Spiritually and emotionally too. They relate to the essence and behaviors of a certain animal or animals(theriotype(s)), Even though they are not physically related to that theriotype.
Zenner: "Are you a therian"
Finn: "Yes I am!"
Zenner: "What are your theriotypes?"
Finn: "A few of mine are- Norwegian forest cat, basking shark, opossum and more!"
Zenner: "Ok!"
by (.Fenner.) October 20, 2023
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pull a Theranos

When you know you are guilty, your trial is scheduled to start at a certain time and you get pregnant in order to win the sympathy vote with the jury.
To pull a Theranos is to time a pregnancy sk that you are heavily pregnant or welcome a child right at the time when a trial is about to start and there is overwhelming evidence of yout guilt and you're more likely than not facing jail time too. Just like Elizabeth Holmes in the trial against her and like Ambet Heard in the trial against a british tabloid.
by psy123 May 11, 2022
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Therian

(noun)

A person who non-physically identifies spiritually and/or physically, in part or whole as a non-human animal. Whether that be a fish, camel, ant, wolf, seagull, otter, etc.
My friend showed me a video of a Therian practicing vocals!”
by Alterhuman defs September 19, 2023
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