charity theif 

someone who takes advantage of a charity and steals from them.

Salvador thought it was cool to be a fraudster. so he became a charity theif.

charity theif by durex69 February 14, 2022

dinner roll theif 

dinner roll theif is a child who takes a dinner roll

"is the dinner roll theif coming here"

dinner roll theif by yeysyeyeeyeyeyeysyeue February 5, 2022

theft by vagina 

Not to be confused with Vagina Theft, this biological phenomenon is characterized by the unexplained disappearance of items when in the company of a vagina/s.

Yooo where’s my earring. Oh nevermind, it’s a classic case of ye ol’ theft by vagina.

theft by vagina by yabeanzboii April 9, 2022

boob theft 

Not to be confused with the theft of a boob/ies, this inter-relationship occurrence is characterized by the taking of ownership of a partner's mammary glands and accompanying “pillow-like” tissue.

“Let me touch them.” ‘No! They’re my boobs.’ “No, they’re mine!” “Mmmmmmmmmmmm” — boob theft

boob theft by yabeanzboii April 19, 2022

Identity Theft Enabler's Act 

a policy many states have in which drivers licenses are sent through the mail instead of being issued in person so that someone can simply steal drivers licenses out of people's mailboxes making it much easier to commit identity theft

I just got my drivers license renewed and thanks to the Identity Theft Enabler's Act somebody stole my license out of my mailbox and used it to get 6 credit cards in my name!

Identity Theft Enabler's Act by SKY_DOG May 13, 2011

TheFryersmuck 

The Fryersmuck is someone who posts nonsensical, wacky, and headscratchingly confusing comments in the hope they make more people smile than frown.

This person is a Nobody proving everybody can be a Somebody. Most importantly it is a different way of supporting Mumford and Sons, who at the end of the day are the the reason we get of our chairs and dance.

see Mumford and Sons videos' top comments by TheFryersmuck

TheFryersmuck by Curlyy October 5, 2012

Polish Identity Theft 

When someone steals your personal information and pays your bills.

Me: My credit score went up and my car is now paid? WTF?

You: You are a victim of Polish Identity Theft

Polish Identity Theft by Joey Paisan May 10, 2011