stair

THE FUCKING GOD OF THE UNIVERSE THE LITTEST PERSON EVER

hoie fuk its stair

by lolfamlit December 25, 2016

Stair-Job

The act of cleaning one's steps, usually to impress a member of the opposite sex. Stair-jobs vary between first-rate and second-rate quality performances. Certain stair-jobs also include a thorough cleaning of both stairwells and steps.

Despite having a dirty porch herself, Xzen gave the best stair-jobs in all of the city.

by Joey the Fox April 24, 2010

Nesquick Stairs

The set of stairs that mark the beginning of Goog Run. Named after a delicious chocolate drink that was thrown at them.

The Nesquick Stairs lead into Goog Run

by Bozo the Clown March 11, 2005

Randy Stair

an underrated shooter :(

Victoria: hey randy!
randy stair: *starts shooting t everyone*

by iamevil October 27, 2020

Stair Rant

The string of words, either profanities or not, that are said by a person with very sore legs while climbing up or down the stairs.

This rant can also be used by one who is just tired or has something aagainst stairs.

Eample of a stair rant: "Goddammit...sonofabitch...i fucking hate stairs...why do they make you climb them everytime you want to leave the gym!?!"

"Jim totally stair ranted up all 8 flights of stairs up to his office today"

by Kitty-Kat101 May 20, 2009

stair gazing

When you gaze at stairs for no particular reason.

Rachel is stair gazing the f out of those stairs.

by ombud_oop December 21, 2018

Stair Senpai

Stair Senpai is a living set of stairs for people to love if they have an attraction to stairs

I can’t wait to go home and make out with my stair senpai body pillow

by FS Rocket Cat December 29, 2018