Ray the flying Squirrel

A character from the sonic universe and is good friends with mighty the armadillo

Omg bro I love ray the flying squirrel

Shut the fuck up

by House of cringe 34 December 8, 2019

The Brown Squirrel

The act of stuffing one's testicles into another person's anus, like a squirrel hiding their nuts.

Tom Cruise prefers the Brown Squirrel to the Black Chipmunk.

by Rei Syndrom June 16, 2010

The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822

In the years prior to 1822, squirrels were really busy fornicating and doing experimental drugs. This was a time that can roughly be equated to the 60's in America. Well-fare was none existent in that time and the squirrels had so many bastard babies that they couldn't feed them all. The squirrels, after realizing their mistake, took to the streets and overwhelmed the cities. People were mauled and clawed to death to sate the needs of the squirrel population. Upon receiving the news, the U.N. convened, formed a plan and developed an experimental new weapon. Taking back key areas and using the newly developed Shotgun, humans were able to turn the tide and restore the squirrel population to defeatable numbers. A treaty was signed in the year 1823, but the effects of The Great Squirrel Stampede are still felt today.

"Dad, is it true that some men had their nuts gnawed off during The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822?"

"Get the shotgun, Jimmy! Those squirrely fucks are stampeding again! I hope it's not a repeat of The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822."

by ChodeRash January 14, 2015

the wooden squirrel

The act of a squirrel getting raped in the ass by a giant log.

the wooden squirrel is sexy

by trippyskippy January 13, 2011

The Flying Squirrel

This is the greatest Asian sex move of all time. Essentially it is a standing 69. Using gravity boots, the female hangs upside down (lowered to the appropriate level or the male can stand on a stool) and the male does his business. The male then leaves the female to get herself down. For added spice, one can make it difficult, i.e. ejaculate in her face.

Your mom and I did the flying squirrel, and afterwords I jizzed in her face.

by Pina Slicker March 18, 2010

The Flying Squirrel

When you stretch your nut sack out flat and curve the ends like flying squirrel wings and roll out.

This place is wack I'm about to do The Flying Squirrel and glide outta here.

by B.Nilez July 3, 2021

The Nimble Squirrel

The man lays down on the ground and waits for the woman. The woman continuously does back flips and tries to land on his cock every time. It is a game of weather his dick breaks or if he gets off

I did The Nimble Squirrel with my wife last night!

by trickytower August 4, 2021