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Sacrifice the Monkey

When a male, esp. a male of African ancestry, gives up his virginity

Inspired by All in the Family episode titled Archie's Operation.
This guy said he will not sacrifice the monkey until he's married.
by mama'sfamilynut1983 March 5, 2013
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Shot the monkey

Person 1: “I gave Emily suprise anal last night.”
Person 2: “oh you shot the monkey when you give your girl suprise anal.”
by Ethan Taylor September 13, 2018
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Shock the Monkey

As a sex position, the man performs the "Shocker" on his partner as she is held upside-down and performing fellatio. She then resembles a monkey clinging to a tree eating a banana.
Despite her fear of being dropped, she was more than happy to let him shock the monkey.
by CJustcallmeC December 7, 2014
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spanking the monkey

Due to her refusal, he took herman to the circus many times that night
by doc voodoo January 19, 2003
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spank the monkey

by Ryan Ramsey December 18, 2006
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spank the monkey

in houston many will say that it means anal sex, in kansas it means masturbation, mainly when guys masturbate not women but I hear in some places it doesn't matter if your male or female
I wanna spank her monkey
I wanna spank the monkey
he is spanking his monkey
she is spanking her monkey
by houstongirl September 19, 2009
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spankin the monkey

Beating yo meat like its dead
by Tarp Flarp Master February 27, 2017
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