Someone who has picked up the sport of golfing since the beginning of covid lockdowns as a means of getting out. Such person has also convinced themselves of superior athleticism, because they have packed 8 years of experience in a two year period.
Justine is a covid golfer. She's a decent player from playing 5 games of golf every week since picking it up due to free time from covid.
by OldGGolfer July 6, 2022
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Get the Scrap Golfer mug."Hey boys just been to the toilet there and had a swipe of my balls and I have a major case of Golfers Gooch it's sweet"
by DrGashingtons September 7, 2019
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Get the Drunken Golfer mug.Golfers Cough was invented by a man named Neil. He went golfing and contracted an horrendous cough which sounded very similar to a fog horn. It was very chesty and crackly. It is a very serious condition world wide and is contagious.
Me:Hey Neil - I think I am coming down with the cough you have.
Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough.
Me:Ubuntu
Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough.
Me:Ubuntu
by NF-Bpl May 20, 2024
Get the Golfers Cough mug.Someone who can't even hit the ball with a skyscraper sized club. Anyone named Nick can fill this role.
Oh my God dude! I went to the Country Club yesterday with such a Nick. Big mistake.
Bad Golfer: Someone who thinks their good at golf, but really isn't.
Bad Golfer: Someone who thinks their good at golf, but really isn't.
by gunslinger8DICK May 17, 2016
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