steamy creamy flagpole

sex position involving one male and one female. The female does a handstand while the male stands over her and defecates on her stomach. As the warm poo flows down the female's chest to her face the male then busts its load all over the female's face.

"Dude that chick was a total freak, she let me do the steamy creamy flagpole."

by Big Diesel Weasel May 28, 2008

Go fuck up a flagpole

1. An expression of anger, dirrected at someone you're pissed off at, or any blathering dumbass that keeps talking and can't take a hint.

Annoying fucktard: What did you get on that test today, I got a 95% and...

Person: I don't give a shit, go fuck up a flagpole!

by 13stewda September 20, 2009

shooting tadpoles out your flagpole

v., the act of masturbation, more commonly known as jerking off or fapping

Guy 1: Hey dude, why didn't you come to my party last night? Too busy jerkin' your gerkin?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You know, spanking the monkey?
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 1: You know, shooting tadpoles out your flagpole?
Guy 2: Get to the point!
Guy 1: Were you jerking off last night?
Guy 2: Oh! NO WTF

by Kipst3r September 15, 2013

Painting the flagpole

To jerk (masturbate) of

Im going to be painting the flagpole at two in the morning

by Gay man dictionary July 13, 2021

flagpoling

An act of workout positions where the person stands up straight with another person hanging off of their side. Completely straight which leaves in extremely excruciating pain but is extremely good for the core.

Dude I'm so sore after flagpoling but I feel so much better.

by dfhusdfidfjsifjcvnc July 26, 2017

Flagpoling

The act of two electron clouds interacting in an organic molecule.

That propane molecule is in chair and flagpoling.

by Handlebar Curtis April 28, 2017

flagpole jumping

using the attached rope of a flag pole to hang on while swinging yourself over an edge and back

tiffany and i went flagpole jumping for lack of anything else to do

by m'liegh April 11, 2008