This curse only takes action upon those who commit the following who also happen to be emo: The act of any female lactating(secreting milk from the mammary glands) while undergoing any of the following terms: alaskan fire dragon, peter peter blumpkin eater, Manhattan Transfer, or anything including Tabasco, a car battery, a bluetooth earpiece(with frosting), and/or an olive. If all of the above terms happen while she is lactating tickle her feet call her Rosie O' Donnell and then play tetris with a Turkish monkey's cousin. This will thus break the curse of The crowley. However if all of these acts occur during one sunday morning on Feb. 29th without lube kill yourself and all of those who participated. For if this is not done it will bring upon death and horrible destruction to everyone by the hands of Toast..ruler of the underworld.
wow....I heard about this girl who actually killed herself after committing a The crowley on Feb. 29th in 2008.
HOLY CRAP YO! You can see the future?!?
HOLY CRAP YO! You can see the future?!?
by King Phillip IIXXIIVIIIIXXXMMMMX April 18, 2007
Get the The crowleymug. by Bilbobilbo March 24, 2023
Get the Cian crowleymug. by Quickwiththoughts February 19, 2022
Get the Crowleyedmug. girl 4: do you say yes to the dress
girl 1: do you think ollie crowley will say yes to the dress
todd: for sure he will!
ollie: No
girl 1: do you think ollie crowley will say yes to the dress
todd: for sure he will!
ollie: No
by chicken nugget eater May 13, 2021
Get the ollie crowleymug. noun. a pint of blue moon beer with an orange. Named after the beer of choice by Boston's Sgt. Crowley at the Obama's Beer Summit in the White House Rose Garden.
by the bro show August 3, 2009
Get the Sgt. Crowleymug. by Heisenberg_Fan1994 December 13, 2022
Get the Jack Crowleymug.