ark of the covenant

1. A person, object, or situation of great interest and possible value that possesses too great a risk to be approached or otherwise disturbed.

2. A situation in which the answer while tantalizing is far too disturbing for the asker to truly desire to know.

1) "That girl is gorgeous."

"She's a sexual harrassment attorney. Ark of the Convenant, bro."

2) "I wonder why Jason collects doll heads and does taxidermy."

"Ark of the Covenant!"

by jmitch77 November 8, 2016

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The covenant of saint

A cult founded by just a boy dedicated to the survival of just a girl named Nicole.

They're saving Nicole they must be part of The covenant of saint Nicole.

by Chemical analyst September 8, 2025

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Deedlit of covenant

A Deedlit of covenant, is my joke, on deed of covenant, a British term, which according, to the Oxford leaner's dictionary, is a legal agreement, where one person, agrees to pay another, for a service. It's also a joke, on Deedlit, a Record of Lodoss War, Japanese anime, elven woman.

Deedlit, when in The UK, decides to make a Deedlit of covenant, and pays Lyle, her current best friend, to keep the peace, on Lodoss island, on planet Forcelia.

by I'mcrazy July 10, 2024

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complicity coven

(noun) A secretive group where members are bound by a covert social contract of forced complicity and/or toxic dumping. Within this circle, individuals are entwined in each other's secrets, socially pressured to share or bear witness to personal burdens or misdeeds, and as well as guilt or emotional overload.

Luffy noted a complicity coven had formed in his larger friend group because the girls seemed happy and were spending all their time until they imploded and aired other’s dirty laundry over a misunderstanding.

by saintsundere October 23, 2024

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