Polishing the Cannonball

Wasting time on a task that does not add value; making irrelevant improvements. Usually work related.

You're spending a lot of time on getting that power point presentation looking nice. It's really polishing the cannonball.

by roccoSD August 22, 2007

Mudslide in the canyon

A person must first have diarrhea. This is the sexual act when said person poops in a woman's taint and allows it to slide into both the anus and vagina.

I heard Sheila got a mudslide in the canyon last night, it was pretty messy.

by mydixienormous May 25, 2011

Yodeling in the Canyon

Synonym for eating pussy or cunnilingus.

She hadn't been in my presence for five minutes before I was yodeling in the canyon.

by Robert E. Porter June 11, 2006

Bring Out The Cannons

Phrase used when someone does something for effect. Said for sarcasm.

"Bring out the cannons, he said he was on cocaine!"

by Turnipcloud October 10, 2005

Donkey ride to the bottom of the Canyon

Being the last dude in line at a massive gangbang.

That bitch was so used up, by the time Maynard got his turn, he had to take the donkey ride to the bottom of the canyon.

by Stevington T. Bearsworth October 26, 2008

yodeling in the canyon

Performing cunninglingus while humming the tune from "Heidi"

I wouldn't mind yodeling in the canyon with her.

by Brian Conrad May 30, 2006

The Canton Cannoli

When you stick a cannoli around your penis and your partner (male or female) cleans off the cannoli with their mouth, leading to a creamy adventure.

Hey, I have an extra cannoli, wanna spice it up and do the Canton Cannoli?

by bigthiccenergy January 27, 2022