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God bless the U.S.A.

a country song by Lee Greenwood from the '80s. Bombastic to begin with, it was used by those stupid armchair warriors who cheered the Persian Gulf war of 1991 while watching it happen on the damn TV while swilling beer. These dumbfuckcretinshave never served in the Armed Forces, they don't know what it's like to be serving the country with the possibility of danger coming at any time - they think war is a spectator sport, a game. They think that anyone who isn't caught in the "spirit" of the "game" is "unpatriotic". It's the same old fucking shit now, only MUCH worse. This song is now used as a rallying anthem for all the fascist stupidshit dumbass jingoistic warmonger bastardassholes who rah-rah the war like cheerleaders (they call that "supporting the troops", then they don't want to pay for treatment for the disabled veterans that come home alive). This song is now for idiots of the highest degree who can't think for themselves. They are dumber than animals.
Anthony drives to work everyday with a Lee Greenwood CD playing in his car. The disc player is set to repeatly play "God Bless the U.S.A.". He also has a yellow ribbon on the car attenna and the rear bumper is festooned with "patriotic" bumper stickers that childishly slam all those who oppose the Iraq war and celebrates it. He thinks it's all a game, he watches the news every day just to see how many "towel heads" were killed that day. "God Bless the U.S.A." is his favorite song of all time and cheering the war like the spectator he is - that's his life.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 6, 2008
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Bless The Pancakes

A type of pancake two blessthefall fan girls ordered at Denny's in Corpus Christi, TX on April 10, 2009 after the blessthefall, Silverstein, A Static Lullaby and Before Their Eyes show. Bless The Pancakes consist of BTF written in whipped cream and a heart made of cherries in the back. They all took pictures of the pancakes when they arrived and Beau Bokan posted the pic on his Twitter. It was AMAZING!
btf fan girl 1: We should so order pancakes that say BTF on them!!!
btf fan girl 2: Yes! We could call them...BLESS THE PANCAKES!
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blessing the sink

Spending too much time and effort trying to get the infrared-activated sink to turn on. Up, down, left, right, repeat.
Man, the sink in the men’s room is awful. I just spent about 5 minutes blessing the sink.
by !JayAm! March 3, 2018
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Bless the fuck up

When someone you don’t like sneeze. A nicer way of saying shut the Fuck up.
Person 1: sneeze
Everyone else in the room: bless the fuck up
by Stangley July 25, 2018
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blessing the bathroom

The act of gracing the man's throne. Granting a blessing to a bathroom with one's feces. Several splashes have to occur in order for this term to be used.
Wife: "OH MY GOD. WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED HERE?!"
Husband: "What is it, honey?"
Wife: "It smells terrible in here! Like a mixture of a dead skunk, bird shit, and spoiled milk! And there's toilet water all over the seat!"
Husband: "Oh. That. That's just the results of me blessing the bathroom. I advise you to not step foot in there for the next two hours."
by Nappets October 8, 2011
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The Popes blessing

Anointing your partner with your dick , using it like the Pope blesses people with holy water.
"So yeah, last night; I took that little Catholic girl out, I guess it went well. Gave her the popes blessing.
by Throblowe June 24, 2016
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Academy of the Most Blessed Sacrament

A Catholic elementary and middle school in Franklin Lakes, New Jersey. A great school academically and socially alike.
The student from the Academy of the Most Blessed Sacrament is very creative.
by Ummmm. February 6, 2006
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