Swap the witch for the bitch

When you swap one addiction for another

Usually the witch is meth,heroin or coke
And the bitch is mostly alcohol and weed
The bitch can also be shopping, sex, gambling etc

I heard Tony gave up his Coke habit.
But he Swap the witch for the bitch
cause now he's a 180KGs junk food addict

by boomstick6699 March 9, 2019

switch the bitch

When a woman is all of a sudden worked up (see bitch switch), so you tell her "switch the bitch" so that she can stop and switch her inner bitch off, but it only ever pisses her off more.

Girl: "OMG you haven't even taken out the garbage! Stop sitting there and do something!!"

Guy: "Switch the bitch, switch the bitch"
Girl: "Arghhh!"

by waiting for a mate May 15, 2015

garrett the bitch

Courageous yet the little bitch, funny but yet the little bitch, mexican but yet the little bitch, funny but yet the little bitch. Gare is just a little bitch.

Wow! Did you hear that? Garrett the bitch really is just a little bitch.

by Miss234 December 27, 2016

shelf the bitch

to put all your complaints and bitching aside and just enjoy one another.

Jackie just would not stop bitching, so i told her to SHELF IT.

Jodi,I know its horrible about whats going on, but do me a favor, and SHELF THE BITCH.

by jodia October 13, 2006

Cheney The Bitch

When a man orgasm's on a woman's face. Similar to the fashion that Dick Cheney shoots his buddies in the face.

ex.
Bob: I heard you're gonna hook up with Brenda
Steve: Yeah, I'm gonna Cheney The Bitch

by JoeJoeBuffalo September 25, 2007

flip the bitch

a maneuver in which you execute a U-turn at a rate of speed over 25 mph. handbrake turn optional in extreme conditions where there is a narrow road with close approaching traffic

Me: fuck i missed the turn. time to flip the bitch.

Ben: HELL YEAH!!!

by Tom April 18, 2004

said the bitch

A phrase not unlike "that's what she said." However it is said after someone says something rude and another person says it in an insulting manner.

Carrie: "And next time, bring out the salad before the main course!!!"

Terri: "Said the bitch!"

by von groovy May 14, 2019