Wicker and stiffs

popularized by the dj know as 3ulf "wicker and stiffs" blatantly means a stupid individual with a small penis and a big mostly ugly face or head wick meaning the tip of a candle and stiff meaning An extremely boring cunt.

"Mate did u see those ugly guys in school the other day"
"Yeah i did ,stupid wicker and stiffs they were "

by a falling slice of mango October 31, 2011

Wicker

Wicker is a word to describe a gay female (lesbian).

The word is pronounced wicka

Deshawn: I hear shinelle dus go fuh women yeh.
Tashawn: big man she a wicker

by Phada JDO October 7, 2021

Wicker Sponter

A long, generally wide, paddle used to beat innocent concrete rocks. This paddle would sometimes be made out of metal instead of wood. You can easily play the game "Frontier Sponter" with these in order to see who does the most damage to a concrete rock.

Hey! Want to play Frontier Sponter? I'll get my metal Wicker Sponter.

by Dick Bullick September 14, 2019

Wicker Basket

When a turd dries in your anal hair and clogs the exit, creating a tangled mass of hair and shit.

If anyone saw my wicker basket I'd get tried in the Hague

by dillpickle93 July 6, 2025

The Wicker

When you sit on your left hand on outdoor wicker furniture and then masturbate with your left hand

I jacked off with the wicker

by Wicker Law May 7, 2024

the Wicker Chair Theorem

People often jump to a conclusion about something based on what they see in front of them. Said conclusion is usually not based in fact.

(setting- a hotel room in Mackinac Island)

Me: Where is the TV?

My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.

Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!

by tiffany0128 May 21, 2011

Wicker

A West Indian (Barbadian) term that refers to a homosexual woman.

That girl Tanisha is a real wicker yuh know

by CaucBajan January 2, 2020