Known as probably the largest human penis on the planet, Vlad's Dick is definetley not an easy task for any woman, only the brave can handle the gurth of such a gigantic and monumental schlong.
Person 1 : Damn, that guy Vlad has such a huge punisher
Person 2 : Well yeah, it's Vlad's Dick, it's got to be big.
Person 2 : Well yeah, it's Vlad's Dick, it's got to be big.
by Bartholomew Nigel Alberto November 29, 2020
Team Vlad (Vladimir Tod) is the team that supports The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod much more than Twilight. The members of this team do not have to hate or like any other team, meaning, they do not have to hate Twilight, as long as they like Vlad much more.
Twilight Fan: OMG! I'M ON TEAM EDWARD! I LOVE HIM!
Vladimir Fan: I'm on Team Vlad. I hate Twilight, The Chronicles of Vladimir is much better and has much more depth to its story.... Plus, we get 5 books! :P
Vladimir Fan: I'm on Team Vlad. I hate Twilight, The Chronicles of Vladimir is much better and has much more depth to its story.... Plus, we get 5 books! :P
by VladimirFan123 July 01, 2010
A VSS yielding serbian who jumped the border into the UK and then hung underneath a lorry who is still in hiding.
by PlasticBiscuit August 15, 2017
To pull a Vlad essentially means to totally own.
1. In video games, to pull a Vlad means to win by using an extreme amount of skill. So much skill that people's brains can't handle it and they die.
2. In school-related activities (tests, exams), to pull a Vlad means to get well over 100% (even if there's no bonus questions). In very rare occasions, marks of up to 327% have been recorded. Pulled a Vlad indeed!
3. In card games, pulling a Vlad means to utterly defeat the opponent(s) without even really trying.
1. In video games, to pull a Vlad means to win by using an extreme amount of skill. So much skill that people's brains can't handle it and they die.
2. In school-related activities (tests, exams), to pull a Vlad means to get well over 100% (even if there's no bonus questions). In very rare occasions, marks of up to 327% have been recorded. Pulled a Vlad indeed!
3. In card games, pulling a Vlad means to utterly defeat the opponent(s) without even really trying.
1. In a game of Starcraft, a young boy is playing against 7 players online:
Boy: Let's get it on.
10 minutes later....
Guy 1-7 are defeated before they even get any buildings up.
Boy: Well, I pulled a Vlad!
2. Guy 1: How'd you do on your exam?
Guy 2: Dude I got 221%!
Guy 1: Man you pulled a Vlad!
Guy 2: Indeed.
3. Guy 1: I play this card and you lose.
Guy 2: How the fuck? It's the second turn of the game!
Guy 1: Pulled a Vlad, bitch.
Boy: Let's get it on.
10 minutes later....
Guy 1-7 are defeated before they even get any buildings up.
Boy: Well, I pulled a Vlad!
2. Guy 1: How'd you do on your exam?
Guy 2: Dude I got 221%!
Guy 1: Man you pulled a Vlad!
Guy 2: Indeed.
3. Guy 1: I play this card and you lose.
Guy 2: How the fuck? It's the second turn of the game!
Guy 1: Pulled a Vlad, bitch.
by ArkaneDemon June 18, 2008
Vlad Spy is the biggest fucking noob on this planet. The idiot is 10 years old and living in romania.
Personaly beating the shit out of him would make a man better
Personaly beating the shit out of him would make a man better
there is not example for this monster of the night. He is the ultimate noob.
The Revolution in noobs.
If you see him on your forum...
Pray to god the eternal sun will destroy this whore of babylon..
The Revolution in noobs.
If you see him on your forum...
Pray to god the eternal sun will destroy this whore of babylon..
by Xan March 14, 2005
dirty vlad is when you give oral sex to a girl who's menstruating and sucking her period blood, while she crushes your head with her thighs. this ends when she cums so much that the blood to cum ratio is over 50/50 or when you go unconcious due to lack of oxygen because of the thighs blocking your airways.
person 1: "damn, i still feel a metallic taste in my mouth after pulling off a dirty vlad last night"
person 2:"well at least you didn't stop go into cardiac arrest from lack of oxygen this time"
person 2:"well at least you didn't stop go into cardiac arrest from lack of oxygen this time"
by hero(in) September 09, 2021
by J and D July 29, 2019