turd burglar

One who steals turds from a toilet and keeps them in a dumpster.

J.B., being the master turd burglar, stole his own turds from his friends toilet and stored them in the dumpster outside.

by Teksystems September 2, 2003

Turd-Burglar

Someone who tries to open the bathroom stall door while you are inside.

I was trying drop a duece when some Turd-Burglar tried to bust in my stall!

by fallenaway August 30, 2008

turd burglar

One who likes to steal another person's freshly released turd.

Turd = Shit

Turd burglar is also a name that a person who always is the pitcher while having anal sex.

I knew a kid in high school that would wait for you to leave the bathroom and then go and rob your turd that you just disposed of.

Turd = Shit... It is released from your anus and is usually a brown color but sometimes may vary depending on what you have had to eat.

My best friends boyfriend stuck his dick in her ass last night. He is known for being a turd burglar!

by Tasha April 5, 2005

turd burglar

To keep it blatant, someone who breaks into your house while you're sleeping, tip-toes into your bathroom, reaches into your plumbing and steals your poo, stores it in their mouth or shirt, and scuttles out without being seen. Creepy poo thieves.

Brendan is the ILLEST turd burglar.

See Dan? You know why he's smiling so wide? He just burgled some turds for his collection.

by sfvszcdv December 16, 2009

turd burglar

to fuck with another bloke

he is definately ging to be a turd burglar when hes older

by squeezemetim June 3, 2005

turd burglar

a cunning brokeback mountaineer. a lifter of other gentlemens shirts. arse bandit. turd burglars sneak around at the dead of night, particularly in college dorms, etc, looking for drunken/incapacitated victims they can bottybash.

"what was Roger doing round the YMCA last night?"
"didn't you know, he's a turd burglar..."

by Bobman UK October 26, 2006

turd burglar

Jason Small is a turd burglar

Once Jason Small burgled my turds.

by Jack Auf April 2, 2005