hit the sack

Means to go to bed, though can be mistaken for masturbation.

Dude: Gonna hit the sack guys, catch you tomorrow.
Girl: Masterbate? sicko...
Dude: I mean go to bed, biatch.

by mc21212 January 20, 2007

Punching the Sack

Any activity involving touching or pleasuring the scrotum/Balls, how ever you call it.

After playing video games, Brian suggested playing a game of Punching the Sack with Max. ;)

by moars June 4, 2010

demon in the sack

Very good in bed. An excellent shag.

I took this fit bird home last night, she was a demon in the sack.

by Atomik Spongface August 13, 2008

hit the sack... and then go to bed

A declaration used in parting from company when one is about to retire for the evening to sleep, but not before masturbating.

In delivery, there should be a slight pause between "sack" and "and" to emphasize that what was implied by the first statement was not what was actually intended.

Me: Well, guys... I oughta be getting along. Time to hit the sack... and then... go to bed.

My Company: (moment of dawning... laughs and jeers)

by J Monty Rivers December 26, 2003

Wack the Sack

Its a game involving a wooden paddle or your hand and someones testicles. The object of the game is to see how hard you can wack someones balls until they turn red each time you wack the sack you get points. This game originated from the website ebaumsworld.

1.Today me and my brother played wack the sack. !!!!Now My balls really hurt!!!!
2. I really love playing wack the sack with my boyfriend.

by Wack the sack. October 18, 2008

Hit the sack and go to bed

To masturbate before going to sleep

Hey man, it's been fun tonight, but I'm going to hit the sack and go to bed

by Omega Potato February 18, 2019

tiger woods in the sack

Previously known as someone who is good in bed. More recently refers to many different women all having "Tiger Woods" in their sacks.

Porn Star 1) I heard you screaming last night, he must have a been a tiger in the sack.
Porn Star 2) No, actually it was just Tiger Woods in the sack last night.
Porn Star 3) He was in my sack last night.............
Porn Star 4) He was in my sack the night before last............
Porn Star 5)....................

by Ardelis88 December 15, 2009