squeegee squad

a group of guys that mob your car trying to make it look impeccable (!!??) whether you like it or not.

(You talking to your buddy while waiting for the light to change): Oh, here they're coming again, the bloody squeegee squad. Damn!

by idiom fan January 14, 2009

dick squeegee

One who sucks a guy completely dry

GET AWAY GERRY!!! Your a real dick squeegee.

by Tyrone Mctwat July 2, 2009

hygiene impaired squeegee technicians

please refer to bums as hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now

person; look at that bum taking a shit in the box
other person; they're called hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; screw political correctness

by todd March 26, 2004

squeegee headed penis leech

1. A woman who sucks the life out of a man through nefarious means
2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males
3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers.

1. "After she got me drunk she turned into a squeegee headed penis leech. It felt good but I feel like I need to vacuum and dust now and why am I wearing Dockers"
2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by."
3. "Sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed penis leech she gave me made steak tartar of my dick!"

by Nofe Poe June 5, 2005

squeegee

When you shart out your dick

John-"I was trying to fart but I squeegee'd"
James-"Ew"

by anonymous December 11, 2020

Squeegee

When a person who typically wears dentures removes their dentures to give a blow job and drags their gums along the shaft.

"Betty squeegeed that dick like a dirty window."

by Sage Jay September 16, 2016

Squeegee Boys

Having a bye week in fantasy football. Too easy.

I played The Squeegee Boys this week and got that free W, son!

by Night Night 1013 November 6, 2020