AR is a big load of shit
by Witch Nose October 14, 2004

"Im so screwed for this test, I didn't study at all."
"Why not? We had all week!"
"Im a lightweight reader man, I never made it past section one."
"Why not? We had all week!"
"Im a lightweight reader man, I never made it past section one."
by Orionis70 March 18, 2012

Adj. To describe a piece of written work that is so good it is worthy of being prefaced by, "Welcome Reader. You are about to embark on an epic journey through the fabric of the English language."
Dude, that "Welcome Reader" essay you wrote got like an A+++
Obama's "Welcome Reader" speech swung my vote to him.
Obama's "Welcome Reader" speech swung my vote to him.
by IfBOSWT February 3, 2009

So, taint reader, what can you tell me about my future?
Your taint tells me you're about to get your salad tossed!
Your taint tells me you're about to get a tongue in your pussy!
Your taint tells me you're about to get your salad tossed!
Your taint tells me you're about to get a tongue in your pussy!
by ExoticTransporter August 25, 2014

When you think youve found a good movie on Netflix, with an English title, but it turns out to bd a foreign film with English closed caption!! F-ck!
by Brokedowning/PG May 23, 2018

"Why did I read all of George R. R. Martin's books at once? Why didn't I pace myself?"
"Ah my friend, you've got a case of Reader's Remorse."
"Ah my friend, you've got a case of Reader's Remorse."
by flashwildecard August 24, 2016

person, usually an old lady, who completely blocks the aisle in a grocery store with both their body and their cart while they stare at a product without moving for a very long time and get extremely offended if you say "excuse me" or any similar phrase to them. Bizarrely, more of them have come into existence since covid.
by TV's Katie January 22, 2021
