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Rambling Asshole

A "rambling asshole" is someone who goes on long, incoherent, or self-indulgent tangents while being dismissive, condescending, or rude to others. Their speech often centers on themselves or their opinions, disregarding others’ input or feelings. They tend to dominate conversations with little regard for how their tone or words impact the group.
"They were so obnoxious—just nonsense and buffoonery. I told them they couldn’t vape in my car, and you’d think I had demanded they quit nicotine cold turkey; a real rambling asshole."
by DeSoLu December 9, 2024
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ramble demon

A person who talks too much about a stupid ass subject that nobody gives a fuck about
Kate: Hey, did you know that Saturn is losing its rings?

Lola: We don’t care.

Jess: Yeah, you’re such a ramble demon!
by ceceistic April 29, 2023
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Ramble Jack

A term used when you are partying.Ramble meaning cup and the Jack is a call sign
Dude I’m bouta be so ramble Jack
by ramblejack44 September 1, 2022
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X-Rated Spontaneous Ramblings

Ramblings that occur when one is extremely horny due to being away from smexy significant others for a long time.

Note: Factors such as the following may effect level of ramblings-
-Being located in another hemisphere than significant other
-Significant others willingness to tolerate to your ramblings
-Duration of seperation (Those seperated for more than 7 months should take saftey precautions before engaging in sex)
-Significant other is a curly headed fuck
Seeing pretty girl everyday on skype and not being with her gave me a case of the x-rated spontaneous ramblings.
by crazyboy18 September 27, 2011
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Rambling

Rambling is when you talk to much about basically nothing. It's just nothing, and all you do is you keep speaking and speaking nonsense when you should just move on to a new topic! I'm getting bored!

Anyways, I have something else I'd like to say. If you keep rambling, you might make some people tired and either A: Make them sleep, or B: Make them wanna shoot themselves.

Now I'm obsessed with this topic, because I feel that rambling adds nothing but words. You can tell that some people really hate it, and you need to stop fucking rambling your mouth! It annoys people, and you make yourself a dumbass.

It makes no sense why people ramble a lot? Maybe they really need something to say to pass the time? I'm not qualified to talk about that, but it's obvious people who ramble can be bitches. Like man, CAN YOU FUCKING TALK ABOUT SOMETHING USEFUL AND DIFFERENT????!!!!!!!! ITS STUPID!!!

Also, I ummmmm really hate ramblers. Annoying, dumbasses, fags, whores, simps, weirdos, and big mouthed scum bags. Not joking, now fuck off, you incoherent fools. Leave my sight and never come back! BOOOO 👎!!! GOOD LUCK SURVIVING MY COCK BLAST!!! Btw I love you all except the rambling buffoons.

But yeah, overall, fuck ramblers! They smell disgusting too. I hate the re*ards who thinks rambling is normal. Nah, that's you. Stfu bitch.

Yeah, fuck ramblers.
I love rambling.
by MyHairyNutsackRomance July 21, 2024
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Rambling

Orgasming finishing cumming
Last night this girl had me rambling all over her ass
by Zzzxcv July 13, 2025
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Bum Ramble

A bum ramble is when one violates your bum crease area through clothing with their finger, at any opportunity. For example, when you bend over to pick up an item, or you’re innocently walking up the stairs in front of a friend
Im going to bum ramble you when I next see you
by Originalrambler November 22, 2022
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