Swab the poop deck

A sexual act where you dip your penis in lukewarm soapy water then proceed to rub it along your partner's anus in a mopping motion.

I brought Becky up to my room and she totally let me swab the poop deck.

by Bungonimus Jones November 6, 2021

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Wax the Poop Deck

A man with loose bowel movements sqauts over his wife with authority and proceeds to defacate explosively all over her chest and stomach, then proceeds to squat down further making contact with his ass and balls, spinning counterclockwise three times like a floor wax polisher for a nice even darkened tanned finish.

Honey, go finish your chili and then get in here and wax the poop deck.

by PichasParchus February 11, 2019

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questing upon the poop deck

A way to describe the difficulties in choosing between a girl's pussy or ass like a Pirate.

"Hurry up an put it in me!"

"Shush! I'm questing upon the poop deck"

by Aoki-kun February 4, 2020

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