Up a pole

To get a gun.

G, stop cappin before I up a pole on ya goofy ass.

by 830Tiger January 2, 2018

trolley pole

a trolley pole is the "handle" takin from a supermarket trolley/cart, it prooves to be very strong seeing it is made from steel

Johno got smashed by some guys with trolley poles.

by boki July 20, 2004

Push Pole

Handle bar found in Handicap bathroom stalls gripped on by able-bodied people to help release the poop by providing support.

Thank god I used the Push Pole in the stall last night at the club, they would have closed on me!

by The Word Editor August 20, 2008

dole pole

A walking stick used as a prop by an enterprising able-bodied person whilst attempting to claim extra social security benefits

Gerald: Look at that guy walking into the job centre with his dole pole
Tristain: Well it is giro day today isn't it?

by donaldtrumps January 12, 2017

Smoke Pole

A black powder rifle of some sort, especially a muzzleloader. Common slang among hunters. So called because a muzzleloader spews out a cloud of smoke along with its projectile, unlike modern guns. Another popular term for a muzzleloader is Boomstick.

"Grab your smoke pole and powder flask, we're headin' for Penn. to catch their black powder season."

by Da-Gun-nut Garfield December 16, 2008

Smoke a pole

1.a non vulgar form of saying "blow job"
2. an insult

tina: hey john you need to clean your car.
john: go smoke a pole.

by geeber101 October 10, 2011

pole syrup

(from the French "sirop de poteau") What Quebecers and others call imitation "breakfast syrups" like Mrs. Buttersworth or Log Cabin - suggesting that they are made by tapping dead telephone poles rather than real maple trees.

"Oh man, she made me pancakes in the morning, right? But all she had to put on them was some disgusting pole syrup!"

by smendler March 15, 2012