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Poppin The Hood

Refers to when a devilishly sly guy asks a girl if he can Pop Her Hood . Poppin The Hood is basically when a guy gets it in on with a girl ...Her Hood being her Female Sex Organ .
This is really a figurative term only a very dirty , naughty and car obsessed (usually foreign) guy would use .
This kind of talk drives some girls crazy (in a good way) and makes some other girls run for the hills ...So guys be aware when you use this term and with whom . (Note: There have been some studies to suggest that this type of talk works on some sexy , older , hot mama types but it's really hit or miss )
Victor ~ " I was Poppin The Hood last nite "

Nick ~ "Ya rite , who's ?"

Victor ~ "Gentlemen never kiss and tell " ;)
by Popped January 23, 2013
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Kink in the hose

A painful feeling in a male's midsection from their testicle twisting around in the ol' coin purse. The vas deferens (cords connected to your balls) twist and kink up.
After a sac tap I had a kink in the hose. It fucking hurt.
by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023
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microwave the hot dog

My wife was on the rag so I had to microwave the hot dog
by Mort Glickman May 9, 2012
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Man of the hour

A person who is in the center of attention for a specific reason.
Agent LaRoche to Rigsby: Ah, the man of the hour!
by Reza15043 October 25, 2012
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The Hoffa

When a gay man has sex or is involved in sexual activities with a straight or bisexual girl.

Origin: Explo 2009, Matt "Hoffa" Lopez
Person 1: Dude, that guy has been making out with that chick for the last five minutes. I would have sworn he was gay!
Person 2: Yeah, he's definitely gay. Just look at him.
Person 1: Oh, he must be doing the Hoffa.
by Miss Maddy Elizabeth July 2, 2009
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the face off challenges best lyrics
Person 1: IT'S ABOUT DRIVE IT'S ABOUT POWER WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR PUT IN THE WORK PUT IN THE HOURS AND TAKE WHATS OURS
Person 2: OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by UwU-Nya~ November 2, 2021
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The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.
by dip July 19, 2004
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