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Killed by the Guardians

The result of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of Halo. It is the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite Bungie's sincerest efforts has been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden to sedulously avoid it, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, to be killed by the guardians.
Running... jump... death.

You were Killed by the Guardians.
by Halcylon March 18, 2008
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Keep the bushes inside the garden

It is when someone needs to shave their pubic area.
You can't wear a bikini because you didn't keep the bushes inside the garden.
by Gansta Momma April 10, 2011
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Strolling Around the Garden

Kaleigh didn't have any male companionship, so she lite some candles, turn the lights down and began strolling around the garden
by stewyt March 21, 2011
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The garden center

A garden center is a large area with a garden in it without a garden. Men often work here with other men.
“I saw a garden that wasn’t there at the garden center with the men yesterday
by Tonibomboni October 19, 2018
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The garden center

A garden center is a large area with a garden in it without a garden. Men often work here with other men.
“I saw a garden that wasn’t there at the garden center with the men yesterday
by Tonibomboni October 19, 2018
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In the Garden of Eden

Musical satire of Iron Butterfly's Ina Gadda da Vida. The sheet music to this "hymn" was passed at by Bart Simpson and Millhouse prior to church commencement. The church attendees were led to believe that "In the Garden of Eden" was an actual hymn and sing the entire full length, 17 minute version.
The organist at Bart's church nearly dies while playing the organ solo during "In the Garden of Eden".
by Nadmenny September 11, 2006
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the Garden Variety Tug-O-War

When you connect two cucumbers using rope and shove them into two recipients ass holes. The two contestants run in opposite directions. The one to keep the cucumber in their assholes is the winner, the loser has to eat theirs. The loser is known as the pickler.
We tried the Garden Variety Tug-O-War at the office party, and the boss ate shit.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
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