Crowley

For a Crowley no one knows your first name, just your last. You eat gas station sushi and oysters from a Chinese buffet.

Did you see that Crowley order oysters from Shan's? Wow what a Crowley.

by Jamie Baxxteer April 26, 2022

The crowley

This curse only takes action upon those who commit the following who also happen to be emo: The act of any female lactating(secreting milk from the mammary glands) while undergoing any of the following terms: alaskan fire dragon, peter peter blumpkin eater, Manhattan Transfer, or anything including Tabasco, a car battery, a bluetooth earpiece(with frosting), and/or an olive. If all of the above terms happen while she is lactating tickle her feet call her Rosie O' Donnell and then play tetris with a Turkish monkey's cousin. This will thus break the curse of The crowley. However if all of these acts occur during one sunday morning on Feb. 29th without lube kill yourself and all of those who participated. For if this is not done it will bring upon death and horrible destruction to everyone by the hands of Toast..ruler of the underworld.

wow....I heard about this girl who actually killed herself after committing a The crowley on Feb. 29th in 2008.
HOLY CRAP YO! You can see the future?!?

by King Phillip IIXXIIVIIIIXXXMMMMX April 18, 2007

Crowleying

Its like Joshing, joking, kidding, etx. Based on the legendary Crowley (formerly Josh)

Dude chill out! Im just Crowleying!

by CrowleyLover123 September 6, 2025

Crowleyed

A creative way of killing someone without using a weapon.

"I was watching Hatchet last night and saw everybody get crowleyed! It was so bloody."

by Quickwiththoughts February 19, 2022

ollie crowley

ollie crowley is awesome! so awesome that he will say yes to the dress!

girl 4: do you say yes to the dress
girl 1: do you think ollie crowley will say yes to the dress
todd: for sure he will!

ollie: No

by chicken nugget eater May 13, 2021

Sgt. Crowley

noun. a pint of blue moon beer with an orange. Named after the beer of choice by Boston's Sgt. Crowley at the Obama's Beer Summit in the White House Rose Garden.

Nothing beats a cool glass of Sgt. Crowley on a warm summer's day!

by the bro show August 3, 2009