Child

A sub-human creature that, with time and luck, may grow to become human. The inevitable result of repeatedly having unprotected sex.

I would not kill a man without being heavily provoked, but a child? They're not even human yet.

by Blackwolf Morrow August 21, 2005

child

See wordyoungin/word.

by Anonymous February 12, 2003

Child

A non-human animal. When the child turns 18 they automatically become human. Children are not allowed to watch pornography, buy alcohol, smoke cigarettes, vote, drive (without owners permission), serve in a human military such as the Army, or do many other human only things. For more information please look up slavery.

17 Year Old Child: I can't wait till I turn human tomorrow!

by AOM August 15, 2008

child

Synonym for demon.

I can definitely wait until parenthood.

by Cortana Dragoon September 05, 2005

Childe

A wild species found in the weightroom of Nahroes house

Waachiim SpiritWolf is a childe

by Batman55555 November 27, 2013

Child

1. Also called young people young person children

This Is a Person under 15 (Legally)
2. A person under 10
3. A person under 8
4. A person under 13
5. A person under 16
6. A person under 18
7. A person under 21
8. A person who Has not started Puberty
9. A mom's or dad's baby

Look at that cute child

by 459395 March 17, 2022

child

A spawn of satan that eats everything it finds. It leeches off of your soul and screams with the wrath of a million dead gods. Avoid at all costs.

Person 1: oh god its a child

Person 2: dude RUN IT'LL CONSUME YOUR MENTAL STABILITY AND FEAST ON IT DUDE WHY ARE YOU STANDING STILL?!
Person 1: j o i n u s

by TheLatinIdiot May 25, 2021