Borked

A term used to describe writing loaded with misspelllings, transposed letters and misspaced words (i.e. suppose dto) where any attempt to read it, as written, aloud sounds like the Swedish Chef.

Marty must have really intimidated him, he completely Borked that ticket he sent to local support.

by Captain Shocker March 30, 2011

bork

An amalgamation of beef and pork, found readily available in Japan, sold as ground meat or niku.

All the ground beef prices were sky-high at Fressay today, so I decided to make my chili with bork, instead.

by Nerdlass June 14, 2010

Borking

That thing where you go to puke and stop yourself

'The doc keeps looking at my messed up leg and borking'

by CockRocket July 17, 2009

Bork

1.) A beef flavored pork substitute.
2.) An unnatural sexual act.

1.) Excuse me garcon, my uncle and I would like an order of your bbq bork sliders.

2.) My uncle borked me during family weekend behind the woodshed.

by Turbo_Donkey July 12, 2011

borked

something that is fucked up beyond beleif...

holy shit my computer is borked i cant even turn this on

My word not yours cory windham!

by asdf November 17, 2002

bork

Has many meanings. Could mean "you're screwed," could mean "let's do it." Bork is the word that can replace any verb or even any exclamation and still make sense. Basically, pick the meaning you like and go with it. Or just use it without any meaning.

You're borked.
That was some serious bork today.

by Leleana April 15, 2006

Borking

The act of "snot rocketing", or projecting semen out of a womans nose after a man ejaculates in said woman's nasal cavity.

"Did you hear about Sara? She took that load in the nose from John and started borking everywhere!!!"

by Dr. Doal Gnob January 27, 2010