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Roblox in Real Life

When a kid plays too much Roblox to the point of thinking parkour is called obbies, and building something is called tycoons. They tend to find people with one leg and a mouth stitched shut attractive. Their are different levels of this Roblox in Real Life,

Level 1 - Adopt Me/Obbies/Tycoons. They think that they can trade their newborn puppy for a lizard. They think that obbies are real, and or parkour is called obbies. They think tycoons exist too.

Level 2 - Bloxburg
They think they can build houses and whatever they want, they think they can get a lot of money for working for two minutes. They tend to destroy their house when they don't like it.

Level 3 - Crazy,
These kids are mad. They think coca cola restores health, they think cheeseburgers are called chez burgers, they cut off their oh and replace it with s pencil. They stitch their mouth shut. They pull out swords and kill people called them noobs. they do all of this.

Level 4 - Absolutely Insane,
They think dating is prohibited, different languages (such as Spanish or Mandarin) are just people speaking in 'tags,' they are convinced that having one leg and no head makes you rich, they think money is called robux, they even beg on the streets for free 'robux,' these kids are clinically insane. Plus they do everything in all the other levels. They even trash talk people for having brown dreads, they call that stuff 'bacon hair.'
Jayden did Roblox in real life level 4 last Tuesday.
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 6, 2022
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smile in real life

Smile in Real Life (SRL) is like laugh out loud (LOL), except you didn't actually laugh. what you read made you smile with enjoyment.
Texter #1: something funny or amusing
Texter #2: SRL
Texter #1: What's SRL?
Texter #2: you made me smile in real life
by mig1782 April 7, 2015
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real life swag

bro youre pretty real life swag
thanks bro you too

bro
bro
by Real Life Swag June 20, 2020
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WhiteHatting In Real Life

Heroic development, good, transcendent good, progressiveistic good, advanced good, worthwhile developmental good beyond the boundaries of computing systems and applied in reality and real life
(Not only penetrative testing amends nor overbrawn, yet perhaps (yet not only) advanced defense (not to only juxtapose defence andor offence)
The majority of the systems, if healthy and functional, doesn't operate by way of BlackHat but rather by way of Whitehat as nighany blackhatting in a perfect system is seen as an error full aberration
Once I focused on WhiteHatting In Real Life I feel that karmicly I can righteously enjoy Transcendent peace
by TranslogicMultisonance January 26, 2023
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Real Life Goofy

Term used often in Chicago for some one who is exposed for not being as hard or as cool as they made them selves seem to be.
This man is always on Twitter saying he's bout that life, then when you see him in person he's a real life goofy
by Bruce Bayne February 12, 2015
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dashboard in real life

the xbox live term of killing yourself in real life, giving up on life, or just being gay
Wow Richard Donnelly should dashboard in real life.
by Master Chug December 15, 2010
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Real life Gangster

Thug means you started at the literal bottom without the help of parents/birth parents/family friends/connections or anyone and made it to the top without the help of family/parents/birth parents/connections
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saads a real life Gangster
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i know g he aint a spoiled brat like the rest of us who's parents built him up
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i know what a g he did it himself
by Indian cartel roasted Spics February 15, 2022
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