thank job

A blowjob or handjob given in appreciation of a service or gift.

I gave that slutty girl from work a ride home a couple times last week. She in-turn gave me a thank job.

The pilot had a heart attack and i had to land the plane. I got a hundred thank jobs from the passengers. I gave each one one of them a shot of you're welcome on their face.

by WarewolfKarateRobot October 22, 2009

thank you hashem

A way of praising the Jewish god

I just married off my last child. Thank you hashem

#Blessed #TYH

by mendy99 October 14, 2018

Thank Top

When a girl is wearing a tank top, and she thank she look good, but she don’t

*ugly girl in tank top walks by*
*friend 1 turns to friend 2*
“THANK TOP”

by hanojnokreb April 17, 2022

thank you for the food

when the author slays

this is such a delicious meal. i'm looking forward to the next chapter. thank you for the food!

by specificroyalty901 July 20, 2023

thank u next

To fuck off

For somebody who claims to hate relevancy they sure love clinging to it. thank u next guy please

by ChitKicker November 5, 2018

Thank You Jerry

A statement found on several Deadheads' vehicle rear bumpers expressing thanks to the late Jerry Garcia, singer, guitarist, songwriter and icon for the San Francisco roots rock band the Grateful Dead. The Grateful Dead disbanded in December 1995 after the death of Jerry Garcia earlier in the year.

The Grateful Dead are an American institution.
They truly loved to play rock'n'roll music as well as its roots, the band was very devoted to these things.
Thank you Jerry.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 2, 2007

Thank God for small favors

An ancestor of this phrase is "Thank heaven for small mercies". It's often used sarcastically to express relief that an unpleasant person or situation is avoided or gone.

"That annoying student finally moved to another state," the secretary told the principal.
"Thank God for small favors," replied the Principal.

by Gnex September 6, 2016