Textatery

The person sending a text on behalf of someone else.

Since, in California, it is illegal to send text messages while driving, you need a Textatery. It is kind of like a secretary who takes dictation, except they send texts.

Example: While I was driving home I needed to send a text, so I had to dictate the message to my Textetary.

by jdtam September 1, 2010

textcitement

Quite literally, excitement so grand it can even be sensed through a text message.

Person 1: "We're gonna have a kickass time next weekend!"
Person 2: "Yeaaaaaaaaa!"
Person 1: "Dude, that was some intense textcitement."

by thatsmoothguy September 11, 2011

textied

When one becomes so engulfed in a text message conversation, that they become detatched from all human interaction and are momentarily oblivious to their surroundings.

Sancho: "Hey cochise, did you just catch a word I just said to you hombre? The chihuahua just humped and ejaculated on your leg mang."

Cochise: "Hey sorry essayy, this seniorita had me textied. Can you get me a hand towel my friend."

by m3eddie December 7, 2013

Texttention

The sporadic attention required for a text conversation.

After a long text conversation. "Thanks for all the texttention!"

by Justingus September 20, 2015

Textile Dysfunction

Inability to maintain lasting performance in clothing, leading to social and psychological consequences. Mizzen+Main has cured thousands of men suffering from Textile Dysfuction in their dress shirts.

Side effects may include bloated self-esteem, excessive confidence, modeling contracts, adoration, winning at everything, and a higher sense of well-being.

Hey man, looks like you've got a bad case of Textile Dysfunction. In other words, you look like shit! Have you heard of Mizzen+Main? They've got a cure!

by Money_Mike_ November 9, 2018

Textiverse

Combination of text, texts, texting texted an the universe

Can be used singularly, or plural

Holy cow once the news got out my TEXTIVERSE went nuts.

She's crazy, always putting out negative energy into my TEXTIVERSE!

by Shamza Depp March 27, 2019

Textile

Someone who likes to text a lot; the messaging equivalent of tactile.

"I've just started seeing this guy - he messages me first thing in the morning, throughout the day, and last thing at night. He's very textile."

by Anna of Mayfield July 29, 2020