Testarded

The condition where a person habitually is unable to participate in routine acts of daily living due to an overabundance of testosterone.

"My husband bought me a frying pan for Christmas so that I could make him omelets for breakfast. He is so testarded!"

by missymissmiss December 5, 2009

Tetarded

Falling in the snow, and getting a runny nose.

Ron fell in the snow, now he has the sniffles, Ron was tetarded.

by Snapsnopsnipple November 15, 2018

textadextrous

Adj. 1. able to text message very well: a textadextrous cell phone user
2. unusually skillful at texting.

-I was drivin through Philly at rush hour and had full on text convo without even lookin at my phone....damn I am sooo textadextrous

by J.D.B. November 9, 2008

Tiptarded

To the end that "tipping" refers to enjoying the occasional road soda whilst cruising with a friend down your local thoroughfare, a tiptarded individual would be one that did not learn to drink while riding in a car at the appropriate age, and therefore is not ever capable of mastering such as skill.

"Dude, that was totally 5-oh that we just passed. Why the hell would you take a drink of that Old E forty just then?? You are so tiptarded..."

by dissident19 July 9, 2009

techtarded

when one who is a retard when it comes to technology. aka. techtard

Susie couldn't figure out how to get on the internet so she asked Mike. Mike showed her and quickly said she was techtarded.

by moneybabymoney May 24, 2011

textanged

when "singing" a song through texting.

This morning, when i woke up, i textanged with my boyfriend.

Anthony:"Good morning beautiful"
Becca:"How was your night?"
Anthony: "Mine was wonderful with you by my side."

by bmace1230 August 2, 2011

Techtarded

the inability to grasp or utilize any new gadget or piece of technology

Grandma is too techtarded to use her new phone.

by JunkyBrewster April 12, 2015