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text messaging

a method of cellular communication used by teenage girls who either...

A: think it's cute
B: like to waste time
C: think that it makes them look tech-savvy.
most of the teen girls at my school are caught text messaging during class every day. It's an epidemic
by JohnyXYZ December 9, 2008
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text message breakup

The ultimate sign of disrespect in the modern world. Might as well slap them across the face with their own hand made belt that used their own back skin. Then you will also be looked down upon by your friends and you ex's friends for most likely. Ever.
text message breakup:::::: that man ho he txt msg BO with me. (army of people with weapons outside of his house) @!#$@#$@# you #$%%%$
#@
by Jake ST January 14, 2008
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text-mex

1. A text message or instant message involving at least one Mexican person, either a sender or recipient.

2. Text-based communique written, either partially or completely, in Spanish or Spanglish.
Yo, text-mex me the digits to that ruca we met at the Raiders game, ese.
by Encyclopedia Brown December 15, 2008
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Text Message Checkpoint

A text message that you got earlier, in which you can use for later reference to check how long you have been waiting on something/someone
Rick: How long have we been waiting here for that hoe?

James: I unno, but we got here the same time I got a text message, let me ind that Text message checkpoint.
by IamSoWhite June 20, 2011
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text message chicken

Text message chicken is the game of text messaging back and forth between you and another person where the weakest person gives up and just calls the other person.
Emily: Hello?
Lee: Hi, I didn't feel like text messaging anymore and so I am calling you instead.
Emily: You just lost a game of text message chicken, loser.
by lskatz August 1, 2008
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text message hand job

A text message hand job is when you are getting the "run around" from friends or family thru text messages. When you call no one answers or the reception is said to be very bad or they are in a dead zone.
Tom: hey billy,I tried texting todd and sue to see what they are doing tonite, but they text back they aren't sure, todds gonna check with sue, and then sue told me she's gotta check with todd. typical saturday night text message hand job !
billy: fuck them man! lets get some bank and hit the strip club, nothing but real handjobs going on there !
Tom: Hells Yeah ! !
by Jack de wack February 4, 2009
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Text Message Breakup

1. To send a text message breaking up with someone. Generally not a good idea, as you have no idea if they're out of service of if their phone is broken.

2. To rip out a girls heart.
1. Text : "Hey im breaking up wit u"

2. OMG, Sean just sent me a text message breakup!
by Bexxi_Breakdown June 10, 2009
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