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Ape Tendons

The reason why African Americans are better than white people at sports.
Damn, Tyrone runs faster than all six honkys in federal supermax, must be the ape tendons.
by Big T Bag October 24, 2008
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Satori Tendō

the best boy in haikyuu. he is not chicken tendos. he sang baki baki ni ore in a episode of haikyuu!!
friend: why do you watch this haikyuu all day... and why is there a body pillow of this red head-
me: he is Satori Tendō. now watch this with m e
by piss yellow bed December 7, 2020
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Load Bearing Tendon

Whoa, she was leaning on my load bearing tendon.
by TheGooch February 21, 2009
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tenuous

Holding by a thread. Ghostly at best.
I was all over that babe. Made advances that were tenuous at best, what with not having even talked at a personal level.
by tickulater December 27, 2011
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Tenuous

A beautifully beaming and insightful person that's a ten on a scale of 1-9 but seems quite mentally fragile or struggling. When evaluating and placing a person as a "ten" on a general scale of beauty and intelligence but has past, maybe unresolved, issues. These are very wise, uplifting people to a fault.
Person2: I won't ever fully understand.. but I'm eager to help!
Person1: *deep breath* You're a tenuous. Thanks.
Person2: I'm glad we're friends!
Person2&1: *smiles*

His tenuous glow is blinding everyone of anyone's turmoil.
by 64RAMn October 11, 2018
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Tendoroni

It's seem to be an italian meal made with very tender meat.

As the italian community is very large since last century in USA, the word "Tendoroni" started to be used to discribe one's very tender girlfriend, or at least a beautiful girl which someone would like to love.

As the word "Tendoroni" turned into the urban language, it can be found written this way "Tenderoni" to emphasise the "tender" aspect of the expression.
"She's my tenderoni"
"My tendoroni let me show u how I'm gonna love u girl tonight"
"..tenderoni you've got to be, sugar honey come fly with me." Michael Jackson, P.Y.T.(Pretty Young Thing, Michael Jackson)
by Marco-22 May 14, 2010
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Tendon Rip

Something you do when you rip a girl's vagina apart.
Guy 1 : Hey i am gonna tendon rip my girl's vagina tonight.

Guy 2 : Ohh ok whatever that suits your taste.
by Some Dude really some dude. April 26, 2009
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