tenderqueer

Term used in the LGBTQ community to describe a fellow queer person who is perceived as too sensitive
Often pejorative

A: I'm transsexual
B: Ugh, I don't like that word, I prefer transgender
A: Stop being such a tenderqueer

by lemonlass May 10, 2022

Tinderized

Being bombarded by fake Tinder chicks to follow their webcam shows or go to some website only to talk to actual girls that never want to meet because apparently Tinder is for people who don't want to "hook up"

This chick on tinder, a site for hooking up, didn't want to actually hang out. My dick got Tinderized. Yay internet.

I got tinderized by 400 fake profiles trying to make me watch some dumbfuck webcam site.

by hunterfuckyougoddammit December 15, 2015

Tinderize

What happens when you hookup with someone you meet from Tinder

I met Jason on Tinder and after had a few drinks we went back to my place and he tinderized me.

by msdiva August 30, 2015

Tangerize

When a male drops an intense fart while the female is in mid-orgasm.

"I can't believe that guy tried to tangerize me last night!"

by Ryan January 9, 2004

meat tenderiser

while having sex with a bitch pull your dong out of her and comense slapping her pussy with it.

i was smashed when we were fuckin so i gave her the ol meat tenderiser.

by bolden January 24, 2007

tenderitis

An insatiable appetite for hot 18-23 year old women (tenders).

Sean has 4 tenders on the go right now and he's still on the hunt. Man, that guy has a bad case of tenderitis.

by lollipop_raver_girl June 20, 2013

Michigan Meat Tenderizer

A variation on the Alabama Hot Pocket, the Michigan Meat Tenderizer involves taking a dump into an obese woman's vagina much like the Alabama Hot Pocket. She then proceeds to ride the man's penis on top, probably hurting him. Once he cums, she takes it out and squeezes the penis as hard as she can.

Dude, Vida is disgusting, La'Queesha gave him a Michigan Meat Tenderizer last night and he loved it!

by The Log Jammer 2 April 16, 2010