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Tender nuts 

Hurting, painful testicles or swollen. When a male is hit in the testicles and his testicles become really tender even the underwear rubbing against them hurt.
Guy 1: Are you going to play soccer or not?
Guy 2: I still have tender nuts from last night!
Guy 1: Oh fuck! She got you good!
Tender nuts by Nobli May 30, 2022

Tender Tendencies

A person who's in his late 30's or 40's that continuously tries to court young ladies ranging in ages 21-27 into going out with him, because he thinks he still has it going on or can't let go of the fact that he is past his prime!
Tim: "Yo man, can someone please tell Mike those young ladies don't want him!" "This is the last time I'm going to the club with him."

Steve: "He defiantly has tender tendencies!"

Tender Headed 

Having a low tolerance for pain, especially when one's hair is being braided.
"I love getting my hair braided but I'm so tender headed that I can barely sit through it."

"My daughter is so tender headed. She cries whenever I braid her hair in the morning."
Tender Headed by Lapin Noir March 15, 2012

Tender Lovin' Fuck 

To have intercourse with in a tender, romantic matter, or an individual who one deems worthy of such treatment. Only used in discussions of whether individuals are hatefucks or not. Abbreviated "TLF".
Matt and his roommate had frequent debates over whether Jennifer Aniston was a HF (hatefuck) or TLF (Tender Lovin' Fuck), for while she represented the pinnacle of self-satisfied celebrity, she also maintained a convincing facade of genuine sweetness.
Tender Lovin' Fuck by Aaron January 26, 2004

Tender Cutlets

Female with sore, tender pussy lips from a good old deep dicking.
I’m so sore today. I’ve got tender cutlets.

I dicked her good last night. She got them tender cutlets today.
Tender Cutlets by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017

Tender Tennessee Christmas 

Tender Tennessee Christmas is a great Christmas song by Alabama. It tells of how the singer prefers a Christmas in Tennessee over a place where he actually has snow.

By the way Country music is not for inbreds so go fuck yourself bitch. Country is the future of the music industry and you will learn to respect it
Country Music Rules. Rap Sucks donkey balls. Tender Tennessee Christmas is a great song.