Tolland

1. A small mountain town in Massachusetts thats home to a huge pot making industry.
2. A place where all the inhabitants are in the VFD and every house burns down because nobody cares.

Tolland is the gayest town ever

by tollandjunkie June 2, 2009

Tella

A beautiful short girl, resembling Tinkerbell. She has a great sense of humor, but Tellas seem to fall up stairs at an alarming rate.

You see that Tella there? She just fell up some stairs, the silly girl.

by Brandonnnnnnnnnnnn February 5, 2009

waaah, you're mean! I'm telling!

What oversensitive preschoolers say when they don't get their way.

First kid: Let's play on the swings!
Second kid: I'd rather play on the toy horsey.
First kid: Waaah, you're mean! I'm telling!

by sjenetmkp March 28, 2010

My mind's telling me no, but my body is telling me yes

Rape.

My mind's telling me no, but my body is telling me yes

by Interactive November 6, 2009

those who omit to tell an important fact so as to curry favour

to omit to tell an important fact so as to curry favour

While I admit to being a disciple of dontopedalogy, I am more suspicious of those who omit to tell an important fact so as to curry favour. I wonder if there is a word for that?

by Gudlife January 11, 2017

texlang

The inappropriate use of text abbreviations while speaking. Usually done by new users of texting who are trying to appear hip but don't realize that the full-sized keyboard on most phones means that no-one abbreviates lke that anymore.

Using texlang, Mom said "BeeTeeDubs, when Dad tripped and fell, it was funny! EL-OH-EL!"

by DWJensen January 1, 2011

Telling a Romney

Untruth; talking shit; lying; deceiving; telling you his Arthur is his Martha but she aint.

My boy said this shit was fire but that nigga be telling a Romney...

by MattMan65 November 3, 2012