texlang

The inappropriate use of text abbreviations while speaking. Usually done by new users of texting who are trying to appear hip but don't realize that the full-sized keyboard on most phones means that no-one abbreviates lke that anymore.
Using texlang, Mom said "BeeTeeDubs, when Dad tripped and fell, it was funny! EL-OH-EL!"
by DWJensen January 01, 2011
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fauthentic

the quality of something or somebody made to falsely appear as if it/they were genuine, real, authentic.
Epcot and Paris-Las Vegas are big examples, but a coffee table that has been 'aged' is fauthentic, too.
by DWJensen December 21, 2010
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