telescopic swaphook

A male reproductive organ, which seems small or regular in size in the beginning, but can extend to unsuspected lengths

Girl: "Your wiener looks so small"
Boy: "Well watch my telescopic swaphook do the Hubble, baby"
Girl: * slurp *

by Linguistian March 6, 2008

Telecropolis

Any high place aggressively occupied by broadcasting masts or telecommunication towers.

They've put a telecropolis on the top of Pendle!

by philologue August 26, 2011

TeleScrewed

1. When Telebears does something to fuck up your intended schedule

"I missed my Telebears appointment! Now Im locked out."

"Looks like you just got Telescrewed."

by kthrn July 22, 2012

Telescoping

Pushing a guy's dick upwards inside itself, resembling a collapsing telescope.

Telescoping is like getting hard in reverse.

by @definitions December 4, 2018

Telescop

Something that goes poc poc when you drive the Aixam and then you see your wheel overtaking you

“Să-mi bag pulan masa telescop”

by Telescopaixamcaterinca2021 November 21, 2021

telescopic

telescope

telescopic vicious turn this mother f*****up

by HARRY POTTER BUCK BEAKS June 16, 2024

Telescriptology

The study of how people text or otherwise communicate online. This includes analysing typing quirks, emoji usage, and other identifiable features of a person's online communication styles.

I like talking to people online to study them and apply what I find to my understanding of telescriptology.

by adviceseeker November 21, 2025