Texas Telephone

When two people converse in conversation while they are taking a dump in neighboring stalls.

Joey and Bob had the best conversation through a Texas Telephone.

by plokmijnuhbygv July 20, 2011

Alaskan Telephone Pole

A sexual act in which one person, usually male, takes a shit, freezes it, then shoves it up the ass of the person they are having sex with.

That guy is too weird, I heard he likes giving girls the Alaskan Telephone Pole without their consent.

by CosmicRebellion September 4, 2009

telephone

a game children play when you describe an item and each child in a line add to the description of that item to see how outrageous it gets by the end, also what nosey adults do with information to make someone look bad by adding untruthful information (exaggerating)

It's like a game of telephone when you try to get to the truth about what was said about Bob at work.

by butterfly4LOVE January 17, 2009

telephone cut

A cut, usually with an ox, that is curved from one's ear to their upper lip. This represents a telephone. Can also be a verb; the act of giving someone this type of cut.

"She came up out that fight with a telephone cut, yo! That bitch got *bleep*ed up!"

"I'ma telephone cut that ho!"

by KK From Around the Way May 14, 2005

telephone roulette

The act of singling while waiting for your phone call to be answered. Any slight timing misjudgment automatically leads to awkwardness.

Charlie: P-p-p-p-p-p-p-poker face la la la la (sung)

ring ring...ring ring..

Florence: Hello?

Charlie: She got to love nobody (sung)

Charlie: ...Uhhhh

(Awkward silence)

Florence: Did I just catch you playing telephone roulette?

by Hood92 September 14, 2011

telephone rapist

Someone who repeatedly calls you when you don't pick up the first time.

My mom just called me five times in a row. What a telephone rapist.

by ayamro May 3, 2009

Public Telephone

A telephone found in public areas.

Person: "I want to call my friends on a telephone found in a public area. So I think I will use a public telephone to call my friends." (note: he has no friends.)

by Evil October 18, 2003