Tescosexual

Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket

"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"

by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016

Tescosexual

Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket

"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"

by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016

Tescosexual

Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket

"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"

by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016

Telesexual

Sexually identifying as a Teletubby.

Mom, dad, I have something to say, I'm telesexual and about to marry tinky-winky

by fucking_tiggern April 22, 2017

Technosexual

A person whom cannot get laid in person, so they rely on technology to either chat erotically with someone who cant see them.... or spend their time masterbating to online porn.

Billy's fatass is such a technosexual, he watches porn on his tablet and beats his pud all day.

by Banjomedic08 April 10, 2020

ticøsexual

A person who is only attracted to only one person which is ticø

Person 1: Did you see ticø's bulge?
Person 2: Yeah, I want them to suffocate me between their thighs!
Person 3: Y'all ticøsexuals

by jpsn29hu August 11, 2021

Teyosexual

sexually attracted exclusively to Teyo; attracted to just teyo.

"Guys... I think im coming out as Teyosexual."

by joshieboy66 August 17, 2021