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Baby-teching

Attempting to carry out complex technical (generally computer-related) task whilst holding a baby.
Walter: Randy, have you integrated your custom log file rotation scheme into OS X yet?
Randy: Yes Walter, configuring OS X's internal periodic tasks is so easy I could baby-tech it.
Walter: Baby-teching, at your age? Way to go!
by Mikaoj September 27, 2011
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teched off

A state of annoyance produced by other people's tactless use of technology.
I was so teched off when I saw Ben texting as I told him about my brother's upcoming operation.

We got teched off when those morons sitting next to us at the coffee shop were both making cellphone calls and talking ridiculously loudly.

The professor was teched off when she discovered most her students were gchatting during her lectures.
by Doe Ray July 30, 2009
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techies

Short for technicians. The people that make your shows happen. Often seen backstage, on the grid and any other dark space. Has a wide range of skills, knows how to fix anything with a role of duct tape. Rather sexual, doesn't need an excuse to feel you up. Always there for eachother. Strage obssessions with glowtape. Doesn't know what to do with self when tech is cancled. Basicly lives in the theater. Shows would be nothing without them. GO, techies, GO!
Those techies are strage creatures, I think one just tried to feel me up.
by sheepling January 13, 2005
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Techwear

Techwear is a Style of fashion that is defined by aiming to combine functionality with style.
Lots of compartments, pockets, hidden features etc. Most Techwear pieces are constructed from performance components (i.e. performance fabrics (e.g. Gore-Tex, X-PAC), technical/military buckles etc.).

Oftentimes, Techwear primarily uses shades of black, grey, olive etc. (i.e. subdued tones). When venturing into Gorpcore / Hikercore, more vibrant colours become an option as well. For the rare occassion that techwear items aren't black, it's enitrely possible that they're covered in wild and crazy patterns.

Usually, Techwear is on the expensive side of things, with some cheaper alternatives being prevalent on sites like alibaba etc.

Popular Techwear brands are ACRNM (Acronym), Stone Island Shadow Project, Veilance, Nike ACG.
Dude 1: Damn look at that ninja!
Dude 2: Bro, that ain't a ninja, it's just a techwear enthusiast.
Dude 1: So a modern-day ninja?
Dude 2: Yeah, I guess
by Noobacca September 29, 2020
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Techsexual

The video card is so fast it gives me a boner. I am coming out of the closet. I am techsexual.
by WilburAppleword March 14, 2009
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techelipsy

Like epilepsy, but technologically based. Being Paralyzed as a result of zero knowledge or interest in learning new technology.`
Joe expierenced a moderate case of techelipsy when his boss asked him to learn how to use the "updated" version of the computer program.
by Kelly Alger September 9, 2007
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techle

To incessantly interrupt a technical presentation with inane, incessant questions or criticisms regarding peripheral concerns of an architectural or licensing nature.
I thought the presentation went well until those monkeys from IT started to techle me about the cryptography of the system.
by nbarthel January 29, 2009
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