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British tabloid

Comic-style newspapers that appeal to the working classes and are easily recognisable by page 3. Shit news, columns written by C-list celebrities, everything new is controversial and other shit. Most popular are the sun, the daily star and the mirror.
mind control from Rupert Murdoch and other media-barons.
by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004
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Tabloid

1. Magazine found in the check out line at Wal-Mart for people who have absolutely nothing better to do with their lives but talk about how "celebrities" are stupid and ugly and point out the inadequacies of people in the photos while grunting as they bend over their huge rolls of fat pulling their food stamps out of the purse in the basket of the electronic cart-rascal.

2. Useless pieces of paper stapled together containing text and photos completely irrelevant to my life.
Tabloid Reader: Did you hear about Lindsay Lohan's latest DWI?

Me: Thank you! I'm such a better person for knowing this!
by Kryotheory May 21, 2011
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Tellonym is a platform like Sarahah we’re you can send messages to others whilst being anonymous. However, unlike Sarahah, you can answer these comments in the app
Someone asked me a question on my tellonym and I answered it”
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Teylor

An extremely Good Looking Girl. Teylors are smart, charming, beautiful, have amazing eyes and figures, sexy and are strong. Overall a total babe! Once you get to know them you will never want to lose them. Resembles a mermaid. People who meet Teylor’s are lucky ones and Teylor's friends are usually the most important to them. She likes to party but not too much. She is always carful in what she does she may seem shy but once you get to know her she is truly and honestly amazing. A great kisser and someone that is good in the sack. Teylor is the girl you are gonna marry. Though she seemed like a friend, there is something more. She is the one for you.
Guy 1: See that smoking hot amazing girl over there?

Guy 2: Yep, must be a Teylor.

Guy 1: I want one of those!

Guy 2: Good luck, Teylor's are hard to get
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Telopea

Area in Sydney full of bogans, lads and drug addicts who think theyre hot shit by saying "Eshays"
Telopean 1 - "Hey mate wanna go smoke some pot in Telopea?"

Telopean 2 - "Yeah bro that sounds fucking eshays!"
by Anti bogan August 22, 2009
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Teflon Don

Contrary to one poster's comment, Teflon Don (John Gotti) would not have been convicted without the testimony of Sammy "the Bull" Gravino who flipped once he was arrested and agreed to testify against his "partner" in exchange for a lighter sentence. The big difference between Sammy and John is the fact that John did not ask for or receive a shorter sentence for ratting. Before you think otherwise, do some legitimate research. The History channel site or Biography website are two credible places to begin. I hate that this site will not allow me to contest an entry simply because "it's too popular" - that was the exact reason I was given when I tried to correct or comment on that particular post. That tanks the credibility of this site immensely in my opinion.
The term "Teflon Don" refers to a former Don of the mafia named John Gotti. John Gotti ran a major crime organization for years before he was sentenced to prison because all his previous charges fell off him like food from a Teflon coated pan. Had his partner, Sammy "The Bull" Gravino not ratted him out in exchange for a lighter sentence, Teflon Don might have lived the rest of his life as a free man.
by HistoryGirl August 28, 2018
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telomere

Telomeres are the ends of chromosomes. They consist of repetitive sequences that vary in length between species and individuals. With each cell division, telomeres shorten due to oxidative stress and the inability of DNA polymerase to fully replicate them (end replication problem). Several means to lengthen telomeres have been observed; in humans, two methods exist: the telomerase enzyme and the recombination-based alternative lengthening of telomeres (ALT). Telomeres play a significant role in cancer development and stem cell aging.
90% of cancers activate telomerase as a telomere maintenance mechanism.
by tempest33 March 16, 2009
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