John Boehner tears

Tears of self-aggrandizement derived from strong emotions on a specific issue, policy, situation, etc. Persons who engage in this act display a strained or overwrought pathos to others affected by the situation, and are traditionally self-centered. Similar to crocodile tears.

Man: (sobbing) So... are you breaking up with me? After all we've been through? After my success in chasing the American dream?

Woman: You are a pathetic soul. Don't you dare--fight back those John Boehner tears of yours and man up!

by Dash McDasherton December 14, 2010

tatsuro yamashita

The god city pop and all 80s Japanese Music, no exceptions.

Legend says that Tatsuro Yamashita is wandering on random shores across the world with his hit Ride on Time playing in the background from the heavens. When he points at you, you will have been chosen to enter a world of city pop and 80s Japan forever and ever after. If you choose to stay in the mortal world you will find a significant other who will love you with Magic Ways.

A : you heard of Tatsuro Yamashita
B : yeh, he's gang shit

by Vapor_boi March 25, 2020

Pickle Tease

Where a girl plays hard to get with a guy. She will flirt with him thinking that he'll get in her pants when she knows shes just going to reject you.

Bob: Hey man what happened to that one girl Gina?
You: Dude she was a total pickle tease and it made me feel like a loser.

by Asking Trever August 3, 2010

Teasha

Always mistaken for an African American name. However the name actually means flower in Cherokee. So this is actually a native American name. A Teasha is strong, can be independent, and doesn't let anyone take advantage of them. They are typically kind, but not a push over. Their love is powerful and sweet. Definitely a keeper.

1:Teasha is so sassy!

2: isn't she black!?

3: Nah, she native.

by TwistedFate December 19, 2016

sneeze tease

The body's preparation for a sneeze, which is deferred just before climax. (The "ah... ah... ah" without the "choo"). The feelings and sensations of a sneeze come to you, but just as you are about to exhale with explosion, it miraculously disappears.

I thought I was going to sneeze during my presentation, but luckily, it was only a sneeze tease.

by Patio furniture March 14, 2006

tears in heaven

Eric Clapton was inspired to write this because his son fell out the window from his 52 story apartment building in New York City. The loss of Conor, Eric's only son. As it turned out, this was Eric's best selling album since the Cream days. To this day it has sold more than 7 million copies in US only. Mostly because of the monster hit Tears In Heaven.

Would you know my name, if I saw you in Heaven, would it be the same, if I saw you in Heaven....

by pwnz0rs April 22, 2005

tatsumaki

A sexy, flat-chest girl with telekinesis power, who is sometimes thought to be loli (although she is)

Her name is one of the most popular tag in every hentai pages since One Punch Man got released.

Tatsumaki's so sexyy, dude! She doesn't wear underpants?? -search for tatsumaki tag on pururin-

by Sakutaro March 18, 2017