Takies

Takies make you have diarrhea and cancer

I ate takies and now I have bad diarrhea and I think I have cancer now

by Boom clap November 27, 2019

Takiesha

A woman who is intelligent ,beautiful,and kind hearted.
Takiesha is slim thick and a mother figure to kids who need one,and
she has exquisite taste.

lady 1- Have you seen Takiesha today, her outfit is exquisite
lady 2- Yeah , it is ,but you see how kind she is to the kids?

by _xfinity_ April 28, 2016

taries

Mixture of rice and ketchup, can be eaten at any time of the day on most days.

B: "This batch of taries is immaculate"

N: "Fuckin right."

by Bethanator January 11, 2008

Taliesin

A wannabe ginger who likes to call people short. and has a 25 mm penis

Did you hear the guys call Violet a midget.... must be Taliesin.

by littleus dickus May 27, 2017

Tadies

Anything that comes or exists in a pair, usually referring to body parts.

Bob: "So I heard Lance Armstrong has testicular cancer."

Alfred: "Yeah, that's because he got whacked in the tadies when he was four."

by CHICKSTER April 12, 2009

Do Taxes

Canadian slang term for gay sex

Mike and Bob were excited to get home to do taxes together after a night out on the town.

by AshG2013 October 4, 2019

It pays the taxes

The replacement saying for "It pays the bills" in reference to writing off a job as merely a means of income, and in no way an enjoyable or lucrative way of making a living.
Due to the increase in taxes "It pays the taxes" takes the place of "It pays the bills" while it takes a second job or additional income to actually pay the bills.

"How's your new job going?"

"It's going ... it pays the taxes. I'm looking for a part-time job now to pay the bills"

by The Cason-Point April 13, 2010