Tarted Up

If you're going out, most likely to get laid, you get "all tarted up", in other words; get dressed up, put your best clothes on, wear very few clothes.

I saw your little sister today, all tarted up in her mini skirt- then I saw her without the mini-skirt. ~punch~

by B16 D4V3 September 25, 2007

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tater thot

Tater thot: a vertically challenged hoe

Yo Raekwon, who that is?
That's my tater thot bro

by Silverdick December 27, 2013

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It's when you have an unprecedented pressure build up in your stomach, and you are 100% sure that you are going to drop a gigantic log, however, when you sit on the bowl and drop it, all that comes out is an enormous fart and a tiny turd the size of a tater tot.

I had ambitions of dropping a pepperoni roll out of my ass, but instead I pushed a tater shot.

by Harpster February 4, 2009

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mashing taters

When a man cums inside a woman and punches the woman's vagina until it becomes numb. When she is on her period, the blood can add a nice cranberry flavor/ look. Heating up the semen in a plastic bag can give the girl a nice sensation and act as the gravy.

Tyler was mashing taters so hard Averie couldn't walk for weeks

by ten_leprechauns April 7, 2017

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Tater Juice

Any vodka. Although it's not all made from fermented potatoes, that's how it gained popularity in Europe and Russia as being a cheap way to make alcohol.

Mannaise some tater juice in the kitchen if you need a drink.

by SetTooTall May 9, 2014

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