Tapsitting

The act of obtaining pleasure by means of sitting on a hand tap for a keg.

Screw girls let's go sit on a tap (tapsitting).
I don't want to dance tonight, I just want to go tapsitting.

by Spreading the love January 13, 2009

taparse

A term used to describe the bowel movements during the aftermath of a drinking session, usually only lasting 24 hours but sometimes 2-3 days. It is commonly mistaken for diarrhea

June says: fuck man, i drank too much, i think i have diarrhea!
Daniel says: no way, you have taparse china!

by superstevoxica May 26, 2008

Tapacheetos

the combination of tapatio sauce with cheetos brand cheese snacks.

I used to eat flaming hot cheetos, but my brother turned me onto "Tapacheetos" instead. "Tapacheetos?" Yeah man, tapatio drenched cheetos.

by Medium Brown June 14, 2009

Taphaniquanette

A girl who has a very unique name and a very large Afro.

Daphne: Woah, that girl has a giant Afro and she has a very unique name! What’s her name again?
Rose: Are you kidding me? That’s Taphaniquanette!

by hellllllllloooooooyo June 15, 2018

Tapasya

Tapasya is really smart and pretty and her smile is the most attractive. She hides her emotions well. She seems lazy but is very athletic. She wants to get rid of her emotions and acts like she doesn't care but she cries from inside and cares the most. She acts tough but can break infront of close people. Really a master in hiding emotions. If you see a Tapasya, talk to her and make her comfortable because you never know when she's way too depressed with life

She walks around like a badass but she cried infront of us, she's such a Tapasya.

by Not_for_you November 22, 2021

Bozza tapas

Bozza tapas is a cheap strong smelling form of hair styling product. Popular with the male Eastern Europeans. A greasy,sticky substance that makes a distinct 'pat' sound when applied. Usually a gel or styling clay of low value such as tesco value or asda smart price. Used to slick back the hair of a dirty bosnian swooner. These men are usually rather nonsified and resemble a eastern european bobby dazzler, and eye up young girls, often underage. They will make perverted and sexual remarks as you walk past, often you will not be able to understand these remarks due to their bozzer accent. These dirty bozzers can usually be located sat at tables outside cafes opposite hounslow bus garage, waiting for school girls to get off the bus.
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Fabretzio's helmet frolecd exoctically in the poluted air of hounslow east whilst screamin tropical cock n bull to the public,

er what's that hard clumpy shite mounted to that dirty bozzas nugget ... Look at him, just LOOK at him, it's bozza tapas of course

by Lollingalltheway November 21, 2014

Hayop na Tapsilugan

: used to respond to haters who keeps on barking.

: first words of an old Facebook post of SB19's Josh Cullen Santos which garnered a lot of attention lately because of how funny it is. A'TIN (SB19's fandom name) used this for two reasons; expression of feelings and annoying haters.

Hater: SB19 sucks! Why do you keep on supporting them?

Friend1: Because they're talented unlike you.

Friend2: Hayop na Tapsilugan malapit samin. Halagang ₱55 na 'to? Baby version ng longsilog? Mas malaki pa it*** ko dito e hahaha kainis hahahahahahhaha.

by BBJoshiephine September 17, 2020