Tabletop

When you’re in middle school and have a crush but you still believe the opposite gender has cooties so instead of admitting your feelings for them you have 6 of your friends crouch behind them in a line near the edge of a hill and push them down. Your crush and her parents will now always remember you as the reason that kid needed stitches and therapy for the next 10 years.

I’m going to tabletop your girlfriend later.

by reallyrealdefinitiongenerator November 27, 2021

tingleton

A way to express your love for individuals whose first name starts with Jessica and last name rhymes with pow.

That was such a tingleton moment Mrs. Pfau.

by Mrs. Pfau lover #1 August 16, 2022

Tangentopoly

Mobsters who receive kickbacks on the basis of literally being the government. One of the corners of an iron triangle.

An English cognate of the Italian word 'tangentopoli'.

The military tangentopoly votes for most of its own funding.

by birdspit October 7, 2023

tinkletopia

Something my friend misheard on the first of february 2025

Person one: does anyone know what tabletopia is?
Person two: DID YOU JUST SAY TINKLETOPIA?
Person one: No, i said tabletopia

by tinkletopia42069r34 February 1, 2025

Tabletopping

When you run into someone's low torso to leg region so they flip like a table.

Me and John were playing hockey, and I tabletopped him. Had to take him to the hospital for a concussion since we didn't have any helmets or safety gear. Bro was in a week long coma. Thank goodness he woke up, because I did NOT want to pay any funeral expenses. What were we talking about? Oh yeah, tabletopping.

by ozarka1 January 9, 2026