tampoon

to insult somone with tampoon meaning they are a tomponed poon

johnyboy:fuck you sean your a fucking tampoon!

sean:whats that?

by ass rammer 67777 October 24, 2008

tampooned

the act of a woman youre not really dating hiding tampoons in your bathroom so as to warn other women of her presence.

a chick tampooned sometime last week and it ruined my chances with this girl i had over.

by chismgism January 11, 2012

tampoon

a female sanitary aid which goes in a nice warm place..

When the man watched the attractive woman bend over to pick something up, he silently wished he was her tampoon.

by fuckman January 5, 2008

Beer Tampons

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."

Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Tampoon

Tampoon is a word I made up ages ago. It's used to describe a tampon used by very large women; resembles a cotton harpoon. Vampires use them to make tea

I can't believe she uses a tampoon

by babyswanlets July 21, 2011

Tampoon

When a lady accidentally drops a tampon (unused of course) from her handbag in an awkward public place. ie. Buckingham Palace.

Incoming tampoon! I tampooned on the check-out chick while paying for groceries.

by RogueRouge October 1, 2009

tampoon

when one uses a tampon as a harpoon usually takin place by a thrust of the forearm in a forward action to throw the tampoon diectly at ur targets face

tj:dude ryanne is so annoying at work
drew: you should just tampoon her, that will shut her up
tj: yea i should!

by tj dooley December 22, 2008